Fairies Tale, 1/1, Beckett/McKay

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mice1900 wanted Carson and Rodney fics. She was hoping for 1,000 words, but I like to think it is quality, not quantity, that matters.

Rated PG. Or NC-17. Possibly both.



Once upon a time there were two scientists. They were both very clever scientists, though one was a bit more clever than the other.

The two scientists liked to play together, and they would take turns talking about the type of science each was a scientist of. They would take turns telling stories about their grand discoveries and plans, and they would also take turns making fun of each other's grand discoveries and plans.

In the two scientists' world, this was called 'foreplay.'

One day, one of the scientists said to the other one, "Carson, would you like to be naked with me?"

Carson, the second scientist, said, "For god's sake, Rodney, I have been trying to seduce you for a year."

So Rodney, the first scientist, said, "Then we should not waste any more time."

Carson nodded, and said, "We should go somewhere and lock the door behind us, and be naked."

So they did. And Carson, who was the cleverer of the two, was glad that Rodney had finally got the hint.

The End