Xander/Carrot sequel

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Love is a Many Strange Thing
the carrot's sequel to "My Love"
by James


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"Oh, finally! Someone's going to eat me. Yea!"

"Weird, there's no teeth."

"Huh - guess he changed his mind."

"Oh, no, wait, here we go again."

"Still no teeth."

"Did he change his mind again?"

"Nope, back in his mouth."

"How can he eat me with no teeth?"

"OK, he's going to try to squeeze me...someone should tell him he can eat me, even without teeth, if he cooks me. Boiled or steamed, I'll get very soft! Hey, hello! Cook me!"

"What the-- What's that screaming?"

"Erg... you're squishing me. Buddy, you can't eat me this way! Can't you cook?"

"OK, that was weird. Now.. hey! This is the TRASH CAN! HEY!!"

"Stupid human."

the end